Fruit Snacks and Cigarettes: Archive

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Things I currently am:

pissed angry unhappy infuriated fuming annoyed irritated sullen raging displeased

Jan 1st

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queenqueefs: tumblr is so dead tonight because the people who claim they don’t have social lifes are out celebrating

Jan 1st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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itscandidlycara started following you

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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So my hilaaaarious conversation with my mother about quarks got reblogged by effyeahnerdfighters. And got like 500 notes. I AM RATHER EXCITED.

Dec 31st

adrizzleandahurricane asked: just so you know Quark IS a type of cheese used in German cheesecake. It's disgusting. hahaha.

Dec 31st

Dec 29th

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Let me be more clear with my question:

A couple days ago I asked a question but I think some people didn’t really get what I was saying. In Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Voldemort tricks Harry into going to the Department of Mysteries. This is because the prophecy must be removed by the person or people that the prophecy is about. The prophecy is questioned in labelled, “Dark Lord and (?) Harry Potter.”...

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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We're thinking of taking in my brother's friend,...

After a long discussion of where he would sleep and other specifics, my dad said “I think this is an important issue that we’ve been dancing around. I think Calvin is gay.” My mom, my brother and I just stared at him for a while (it was clear that none of us had even considered this a possibility nor a problem), until finally I asked how that was relevant at all. (I am pansexual...

Dec 29th

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sunandcolor replied to your chat: My mom (picking up a business card from the store… Actually, quark is a German word for some ingredient I didn’t memorize. So. You’re both right? XD I don’t know if I’m replying to this right… Silly tumblr, I don’t understand you. But I googled it and apparently quark can also be used in cheesecake! But I was referring to this...

Dec 29th

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My mom (picking up a business card from the store Quark Soup): What does this word mean? Quark?
Me (terribly excited): A quark is a fundamental constituent of matter!!
My mom: Oh, my german friend told me an ingredient in cheesecake and that's what I thought--
Me: Well, it's not, in fact A QUARK IS A FUNDAMENTAL CONSTITUENT OF MATTER OBSERVED IN 1968 THROUGH DEEP ELASTIC SCATTER!
My mom: Oh. Well, thanks?

Dec 29th

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sunandcolor asked: did I ever tell you how much I love you? XD

Dec 29th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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The Vicious Cycle:

1pm: AHHHH MY STOMACH HURTS
2pm: Ohmygod thank god my stomach stopped hurting. Eat ALL THE FOOD!
3pm: AHHHH MY STOMACH HURTS

Dec 27th

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Barnes & Noble forgot to be awesome.

exclaimationpoint27: Nerdfighters, PLEASE, back me up on this. Go like the status posted by Callie on the Barnes & Noble Facebook page. Maybe we can get John an apology. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Going-to-Barnes-and-Noble/376168297569?ref=ts#!/barnesandnoble?sk=wall&filter=12 PS: reblog so other nerdfighters can see, I’d be really super grateful and I think John would too. ...

Dec 27th

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Shanna is very emotional about books sometimes.

I tend to live by the philosophy that there could be infinite universes, and if it is possible I can assume for my purposes as an 18 year old girl that there are in fact an infinite number of universes. In infinite universes, all possibilities exist, so SOMEWHERE, Katniss Everdeen is just beginning to wonder if Peeta Mellark is not putting on a show after all. And I am (mostly) not ashamed to...

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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So I got Hunger Games for Christmas.

I read the whole thing in like 5 or 6 hours, which I am honestly pretty proud of. My problem is, I want to look at all the HG related things on Tumblr now that I understand them, but I’ve only read the first book so far so I’m trying to avoid spoilers. I accidentally read something about the series not ending happily… No more HG tag for me until I read all the books.

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Question:

In Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, why did Voldemort trick Harry to go to the Department of Mysteries? He wanted him to get the prophecy, and I believe Bellatrix says something along the lines of “You expect the Dark Lord to just waltz into the Ministry of Magic?” But then Voldemort shows up, so why didn’t he get it himself to begin with?

Dec 26th

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For Christmas, my mom is taking me to Broadway on...

Dec 25th

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everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...

me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK

Dec 24th

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I’m talking to a family friend who graduated from Wayne State 20 years ago. “So are most of your classes in state?” I meeeeean, what is he talking about? Of course they’re in state… What the fuck does he mean? Don’t worry, Shanna, smile and nod. Or, just look confused. Oh, perfect, do a combination of the two. Will this awkward silence never end? Look at the...

Dec 23rd

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So I’m making smalltalk with some family friend, and she asks me about my major. I say I’m going into secondary education to be a high school biology or spanish teacher. With a smile on her face, she says “But you’ll take what you can get, right? I had a friend who wanted to teach eight grade and had to take a job teaching first graders. It’ll be almost impossible for...

Dec 23rd

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Have you read more than 6 of these books? The BBC...

thefaceofboeties: getintheofficebeesly: nefariouslyme: Bold those books you’ve read in their entirety. Italicize the ones you started but didn’t finish or read only an excerpt. 1 Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen 2 The Lord of the Rings – JRR Tolkien 3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte 4 Harry Potter series - J.K. Rowling 5 To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee 6 The Bible 7 Wuthering...

Dec 21st

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Fred Shapiro, associate librarian at Yale Law...

“We are the 99 percent.” — slogan of Occupy movement. “There is nobody in this country who got rich on his own. Nobody. You built a factory out there — good for you! But I want to be clear. You moved your goods to market on the roads the rest of us paid for. You hired workers the rest of us paid to educate. You were safe in your factory because of police forces and fire forces that the rest of...

Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

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Dec 19th

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Dec 18th

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Me: Alex, are you cooking something? It smells like something's burning.
Alex (my brother): No. I mean, yes. I mean, I just burned the lint off my socks, don't worry about it.
 ...
 Oh. Ok.

Dec 17th

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“‘I love you’ means that I accept you for the person that you are, and that I do...”

– Jonathan Safran Foer (via boxofoctaves)

Dec 14th

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